Idiot of the Week

For a more humorous story:

CNN: Inmate Tries to Escape, Falls into Police Chief’s Office

So, apparently, these two glue-sniffers decided to try and escape through a tiny air vent. One got stuck, the other falls through into the chief’s office on his attempted escape. Knowing what these facilities are like, the duct was likely made of nothing more than sheet metal.

For their humorous escapades, we honor these two jailbirds with the first Torches & Pitchforks Idiot of the Week award. Enjoy guys! And next time, try digging a tunnel with a spoon.

–J.L.